Jesus, Killer P, and Eleanor walk into a bowling alley…
If there is one thing I’m good at, it’s being ungood1 at bowling. Last time I went, the first ball I threw went not straight down the lane as it should have, but over the three lanes over to the left instead. Just ask Michelle, she was there. It was a thing that happened and it was as funnily awful and awfully funny as it sounds. Needless to say, no one wants me on their team, unless they want to lose.
Met up with Paris and Johnny on Sunday for a game or two. We ended up playing 4 1/2 games, 3 of which I ended up last in. THAT’S RIGHT. Guess who didn’t lose every single time? Maybe there is hope yet.
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