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French Fury’s Capitalist Emporium!
The emporium is slowly being replenished. Coming soon to this corner of the capitalist internet is a small batch of freshly-hatched fine-ish goods, including a small selection of test ceramics, a long-awaited 2nd printing of the Solipsist Tarot, and a couple of stickers of our best furry friends.
Please note that due to current pandemic, domestic shipping is done once a week for items kept in stock, so keep that in mind when ordering. A word of caution if you are outside of the United States: the shop is currently not set up for international shipping. In the event that you’d like to order something, please send a message, and an invoice will be sent to you with the caveat that mail has taken up to a few months to arrive. But if there’s anything this situation has taught us, it’s to be patient! Your support is greatly appreciated. Thank you!
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All Eyes On U Woven Blanket
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All Seeing Flat-bottomed Zipper Carry-all
$24.00 – $30.00 Select options -
All Eyes Large Notebook
$18.00 Select options -
All Seeing Zipper Carry-all
$20.00 – $29.50 Select options -
Some Eyes Small Notebook
$16.00 Select options -
Fata Morgana Café Camping Mug
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All Eyes Pet Kerchief
$15.00 Add to cart -
All Eyes Frosted Glass Mug
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Tastefully Naughty Glass Mug
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Nudies – Vol. 1
$12.00 Add to cart -
Fuck the Sun in the Ass
$10.00 Add to cart -
Lapel Alex
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Ninja Guy
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Jorge
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Handpainted Panda Man Wooden Pin
$10.00 Add to cart