Welcome to the
French Fury’s Capitalist Emporium!

The emporium is slowly being replenished. Coming soon to this corner of the capitalist internet is a small batch of freshly-hatched fine-ish goods, including a small selection of test ceramics, a long-awaited 2nd printing of the Solipsist Tarot, and a couple of stickers of our best furry friends.

Please note that due to current pandemic, domestic shipping is done once a week, so keep that in mind when ordering. A word of caution if you are outside of the United States: mail can take months to arrive to some destinations, regardless of speed chosen. If there’s anything this situation has taught us, it’s to be patient! Your support is greatly appreciated. Thank you!